IAmoNotYourMom

Status: lol hold ona a sec
Joined: October 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 335072
Location: on your front lawn
Gender: F

I'm a swimmer. I'm a directioner. I like eating. Yes, I said it, I like to eat. And you should too. I like Harry Potter more than you. Okay maybe not.. uhmm... I'm weird and awkward, get over it. Duck Tape Taco Moustache Fuzzy Gorilla Blanket!
mg! you're like, so beautiful, smile hun, you look stunning oh my gawd, gorgeous, flawless, amazingly virtually PERFECT. don't change who you are, love yourself. xXthankyouxX
BALOOZA; like when a monkey is dancing on a spaceship then it crashes into the sun, turns into a piece of sushi and explodes in front of a frog.
WHO'S YOUR FAVVEEE? I LIKE TO EAT, EAT, EAT.. APPLES AND BANANANANANANAS.
lol i love lupin. and everyone else baggahahhhhahaga

TRROLLLALALALAAOOOOOLLLALALALLLALALAAA XD

HARREEHHHH STYLLEEEEEAASSS <3 ;3
NIALL HORAAAAANN <3
and so on... okayyy lolol uhm well yah thats basically all about me.. listen to one direction oasis ed sheeran rolling stones auburn cher lloyd jason mraz bruno mars taylor swift kk thanks <3 luv yah buh baii now ;)

 

Quotes by IAmoNotYourMom

I'm gonna change
my password to "i forgot"
so when people asme,
"hey what's your password?" i'll say,
      i forgot.

 

"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?"

"I know you never loved the sound of your voice on tape, you never want, to see how much you weigh. You still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me."
~Harry Styles <3

 

today,
tomorrow,
& forever.  

NoღmatterღhowღIღfeel;; 
IT'S ALWAYS TRUE,
THAT THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME SMILE,
             
IS YOU.


 

 
 
That Boy.. ♥
What color is his hair:
DirtyBlondeeeee <3

What style is it:
crazy and hot ;)
What color eyes:
blue, green, grey
Cute smile:
HELL YAH
Braces:
not yet :P
Glasses:
nopee
Abs:
yea i "accidently" saw him cause his friends lifted his shirt up lol
Height:
dunno but taller than me
What grade is he in:
same grade as me
How did you meet him:
school
How long have you known him:

lol first day or school i liked him <3
Does he play any sports:
yes soccer, baseball, basketball :)
Can he play the guitar:
lol idk probably not
What about any other music instrument:
lol does the recorder count..?
Do you guys ever text:
all da time
Describe something he would wear on a typical day:
regular shorts or pants, random but cool t-shirt and his famous red sweater, red adidas shoes
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear:
his big puffy cute winter jacket that he let me wear once when i was cold :)
Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs:
no tattoo and yes abs.
Least favorite thing:
nothing really besides the fact that he wont hug me in front of his exes
Do your friends know that you like him:
yah all of them some random teachers even know i think :$
Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him:
yes!! he's good at conversation, really funny and cute and he wont say anything stupid
Have you met his parents:
nah
What would you do if he saw your witty:
heh heh, lol no.
"i miss you,
i miss your smile.
& i still shed a tear,
everyone once and a while.."
~Miley Cyrus ♥


 
when the teacher leaves a mark on the board and you go slightly insane... ♥
             treat me like a queen,
                i'll treat you like a king.
                  treat me like a game,
i'll show you how it's played.♥