ICantWaitToHATEYou

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Joined: January 10, 2013
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 345825
Gender: F

 

Quotes by ICantWaitToHATEYou

I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers.
I mean, am I THAT HOT?

Common Sense
…is like a deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.

When I die I want my last words to be,
“I left a million dollars under the...”


Marriage is a WORKSHOP where,
husband WORK
& wife SHOPS.

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare and smile and when I get tired…
I put the mirror down.

;)

“Can I help you?”
“No, I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say Hi”

INTERNET,

Please let me sleep.
I like sleep.

•○•○•○•○•
The only reason
I’m fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn’t store
all this personality.
•○•○•○•○•

Unless your name is;
‘Google’
stop acting like you F*CKING now everything!

A push up bra is like a bag of crisp. You open it and its half
empty.