ICantWaitToHATEYou

I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers.
I mean, am I THAT HOT?

When I die I want my last words to be,
“I left a million dollars under the...”

Marriage is a WORKSHOP where,
husband WORK
& wife SHOPS.

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare and smile and when I get tired…
I put the mirror down.

;)

“Can I help you?”
“No, I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say Hi”

INTERNET,

Please let me sleep.
I like sleep. ♥♥♥

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The only reason
I’m fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn’t store
all this personality.
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Unless your name is;
‘Google’
stop acting like you F*CKING now everything!

A push up bra is like a bag of crisp. You open it and its half
empty.