I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my
I mean, am I THAT
When I die I want my last words to be,
“I left a million dollars under the...”
Marriage is a WORKSHOP where,
What do I do when I see someone extremely
I stare and smile and when I get tired…
I put the mirror down.
“Can I help you?”
“No, I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say
Please let me sleep.
I like sleep.
The only reason
a tiny body
all this personality.
Unless your name is;
stop acting like you F*CKING now everything!
push up bra
is like a
bag of crisp.
You open it and its half