IHateHowMuchILoveYou
Joined: April 24, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: August 16
user id: 294752
Location: Canada eh?
Gender: F
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You: I hate my life.
Stranger: Why?
You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better.
Stranger: Don't say that!
You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's cheap.
You: My only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do is stupid sh_t.
You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test every time.
You: and you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: What?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahah
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 1: Whaddup?
Stranger 2: nothing
Stranger 2: im from serbia
Stranger 2: u?
Stranger 1: I am Pizza.
Stranger 1: Bow down to my pepperoni.
Stranger 2: of course ;)
Stranger 1: Worship my cheese.
Stranger 2: i hate cheese
Stranger 1: I DEMAND THAT YOU WORSHIP MY CHEESE.
Stranger 2: im so sorry, but i hate cheese
Stranger 1: NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS.
Stranger 1: I ONLY KNOW PIZZA.
Stranger 1: All is pizza.
Stranger 2: IM THE PIZZA TOO?? O.o
Stranger 1: You do not understand the way of the pizza, my young padawan.
Stranger 1: I am pizza.
Stranger 1: You are not.
Your conversational partner has dissconected.
Stranger: Hey
You: I got your picture I'm coming with you
You: Dear Maria count me in
Stranger: Huh??
You: theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen
Stranger: Are these lyrics or something
You: Yep, I just serenaded you
Stranger: OK
You: How do you feel about that
Stranger: Amazing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me: I'm Erin
Stranger: Steve is me
Me: Woah Woah Wait... THE Steve?
Stranger: Sure?
Me: You created witty! Will you marry me!?nmf
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
Stranger: WAT DOOD
You: I'M JUST A SMALL TOWN GUUUUUUUUUURL
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?
You: LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOOORLD
Stanger: OH THAT SUX, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TRAVEL BY TRAIN?
You: I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
Stranger: GOING
You: ANYWHEEEEEEEEERE
Stranger: I'M JUST A CITY BOY
You: WHAT WORLD YOU LIVIN IN?
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUUUTH DETROIT
You: DAYUM YOU GONNA GET A TRAIN
Stranger: TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
You: WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
Stranger: SURE
Question to discuss:
Is this google?
You: Yes.
Stranger: No this is not
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: Don't listen to him!
You: Yes it is. Shutup, Bing.
You: You're just jealous.
Stranger: This is omegle
You: SHUTUP BING YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE BEST SEARCH ENGINE EVER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
me: better check my phone for texts from my friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends.
I should be over
all the
butterflies.
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