In the end, it wont matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away.
I don't lose friends,
I just learn who the real ones are.
Sick of crying Tired of dying Yeah I'm smiling but inside I'm dying.
If 4/5 people SUFFER from diarrhea
Does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
To save water
we should shower together.
You live for around 86 years,
But you're dead, forever. #dont waste life.
Better to have a enemy who slaps you in the face
Than a friend who stabs you in the back
A keyring;
invented so you can lose all your keys in one go.
That moment when you wake up,
look at the clock&realise you still have time to sleep.
Saying 'etc...'
because you can't think of anymore examples