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about meeh ;;
im katieee
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happy person
blonde, and yes i have '' those moments''
blue eyes.
cheerleader ; ice skater
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taylor swiift is amazing < 3 
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"today you are you,
that is truer than true.
there is no one alive
who is
youer than you.” - Dr. Seus
made by ITSkatieee
on November 09, 2009 20:59:20
quote number 1180494
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I was staying at a Disney resort
and I saw a door with a
"Do Not Disturb" sign.
Taking a pen from my wallet,
I wrote
"Extremely Hot Sex Going On"
underneath it.
A Disney employee walked by and said,
"You know it."
I have a newfound appreciation
for the crude humor of Disney employees.
MLIA
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 17:08:56
quote number 1011456
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Today,
I used hand sanitizer
which killed 99.99%
of all germs.
I used it twice
to wipe out
any survivors.
MLIA.
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 17:07:06
quote number 1011448
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Today, my mother started fussing at me
for not unloading the dishwasher.
 She asked why I didnt do what I was told,
and I started singing
"Bad" by Micheal Jackson.
Within a few minuetes,
my sister started singing back up vocals,
with my dad laying down a beat.
I never did unload the dishwasher,
and I have never been more proud of my family.
MLIA
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 17:05:57
quote number 1011444
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Today my friend and I were stopped at a red light rapping,
we're both white
and a black guy pulled up next to us.
Not realizing he was there
we kept rapping, he then interrupted us and said
"Yo cracka, I'd buy yo album".
I feel like a part of the ghetto.
-MLIA
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 17:02:31
quote number 1011431
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Today, I got in a fight with my dad.
I used my itouch application
that makes it sound like your shooting a gun
and shot him.
He then pretended to die
dramatically on the floor.
Needless to say,
we're not fighting anymore.
-MLIA
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 16:55:06
quote number 1011407
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Today, I noticed that on my plastic comb it says
"unbreakable",
so I purposely tried to break it...
I couldn't.
-MLIA
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 16:50:46
quote number 1011397
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I have a friend that I met online who types in
all CAPS no matter what he's saying.
Today, I met him in real life for the first time.
I expected him to scream everything he was saying.
He didn't.
MLIA.





dont feel like doing colors..but funny:)
made by ITSkatieee
on August 12, 2009 16:49:20
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on May 11, 2009 17:08:01
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