Sophie*

Status: I cant believe this website still exists
Joined: September 19, 2013
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: March 20
user id: 371909
Location: Greece
Gender: F
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Quotes by Sophie*

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
 
clock: 8:00
 
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait
Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside
me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation
"You only care about yourself" well duh who else is going to do it
IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN
FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERSON YOU
DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE FIRST
TIME YOU MEET THEM.

Sitting with my parents watching a movie and suddenly the actors make out
me: awkward...