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&+ S E R I O U S L Y --
All the 'guys' on witty have a username of "wittyman" or "wittydude" followed by a number, and on almost every one of their profiles, it says "I'm not gay, my friend showed me this site." They only write quotes about "what guys really think about girls" etc., literally. Most use a horrendous amount of chatspeak and all have on their profiles, "I am too busy to reply to everyone's comments so just IM me please." They ALL offer advice... And most do the "online [x] offline [ ]" thing.
W t h ?
 
~ I  s w e a r;
if I see one more obnoxious "what guys really think" quote I will hurt someone. We know that all guys aren't jerks, so please, cut down on the quotes. No one really gives a crap if you hurt when you break up with a girl. That's not something I would put in my profile, or anyone would in theirs,
n o w   i s   i t  ?
 
Dr. Robert Chase;
My brand of Vicodin. <3


Thalia was here(:

Jesse Spencer is flipping amazing  and you will have to accept that or go check yourself into a rehab center!!

Recent Quotes by this Author:

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SICK!  :-/
Coughing     like     a
90 year old smoker
and  sniffing   like  a
cocaine         addict!

*Lmao. Saw on a website. More funny than an away message. (:

add to favs - #449111 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I think of  class as  nap
time with  background
[ n o i s e  .]

*Saw on a website.

add to favs - #449108 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under school - get code - report quote

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The      best     gift      you
can    give     is     a    hug:
1     size    fits     all     and
nobody ever minds if you
r e t u r n i t.

*Saw on a website.

add to favs - #449107 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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How     did      we     get   here?
Well I use to  know you so well
How     did     we     get     here?
[   Well,   I    think   I   know.   ]
~Decode ; Paramore.

add to favs - #448254 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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*`BeRightBack.(:

add to favs - #447627 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under away messages - get code - report quote

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I   can’t    stand   the
sandpaper  thoughts
that   grade   on  my
s a n i t y .
--Part Of Me; Linkin Park.

add to favs - #447582 by I_less_than_3_you on January 06, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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We can stay up late,
watch  scary movies,
and in the  morning,
I'm making waffles!
--Donkey; Shrek.

add to favs - #446279 by I_less_than_3_you on January 05, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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No! Not the buttons! Not my
gumdrop buttons!

--Gingerbread Man; Shrek.


Saw it and colored it. ^^

add to favs - #446257 by I_less_than_3_you on January 05, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction
work    on    scaffolding    on     the     20th     floor    of    a    building.

They were eating lunch  and the  Irishman said,  "Corned beef and
cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch
I'm          going          to          jump           off          this        building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If  I   get  burritos  one   more  time  I'm  going  to   jump  off,  too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna   sandwich   one   more   time,   I'm    jumping   off  too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef      and       cabbage      and     jumped     to     his     death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to       his       death       as       well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given           it          to             him               again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or   enchiladas!   I    didn't   realize   he    hated   burritos   so   much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde man's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."


*No offense to Irish/Mexican/blonde people. (:

add to favs - #442888 by I_less_than_3_you on January 04, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Two  blonde  guys  were  standing  at  the  base  of  a  flagpole,
looking  up.  A woman walked by and  asked  them  what they
were  doing. "We're  supposed  to measure the  height  of  this
flagpole," said Blonde Guy Number One. "but we don't have a
ladder."    The    woman   took    a    wrench    from    her    purse   and
loosened  some  bolts.  The  guys  helped  her  lay  down  the  flagpole.
Then   the  woman   got  a  tape   measure  from   her  pocket,   took  a
measurement   and   said,  "Eighteen  feet,   six  inches,"   and   walked
away.  Blonde Guy  Number Two  shook  his  head and laughed.  "Isn't
that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

*No offense to blondes. (:

add to favs - #442818 by I_less_than_3_you on January 04, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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