I_love_alex721

15 things to do with friends in your spare time....
1. Kidnap all the lawn gnomes in a fifty mile radius and set them up side by side on mainstreet.2.Splash glow in the dark paint on yourselves and run through a corn field faking crop circles.3. Dress like hillbillies on the off chance that people belive the crop circles are real. This pretty much ensures you a spot on the 6 o'clock news, and remember if they ask you were banging your cousin when suddenly you saw a bright light and these little green men took you up in thier space ship to probe you.4.Put a sign on the local dental office saying...Yes, We have dental dams.5.Get a store manaquin and drive down main street with it in your car, all the while punching "him" as others look at you. Then when you have enough peoples attention speed up and throw the manaquin out of the car makeing it seem as though you have just thrown a person out of your car.6.Call the local news channel and make up false stories...such as telling them that you have the Lindburg baby in your back seat, this will also work if you call the radio station.7.Play out the gang war scene from westside story in the middle of main street8. Go to the mall with about twenty people who are all in on the joke, and sit in the food court and then at some random time, everyone break into an elaborate song and dance number, then at the finish sit back down as if nothing at all happened.9. PJ night at the local 24 hr grocery store.10. Bulid a laser capable of mass destruction in a clock tower and let it loose on the town.11. Get cardboard cutouts of your faviorite movie star and walk around town talking to them and treating them as though they are human.  12.Hide a walkie talkie in a display at a store, and talk to the people who are buying things.13.CITIZEN'S ARREST. Dress up like superheroes and run around the town aressting people for minor violations of the law(such as jaywalking).14. Sue the police station for millions by filling a false hate crime report against the officer who pulled you over. Then if by some chance you win the court case run out of the court hose screaming "In your face Jasper John" 15.Dress blow up dolls up as people and  take them to public places on dates.
(beware some of this may end up getting you in alotta trouble)