IamRaff

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Joined: April 19, 2012
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Welcome
Hello, world! :)
Hi! My name is Israel, but people call me Raff, which is like a short version of another nickname. Don't know what else to say, but my GF has a witty so I made one :) She's kind of my world, even though we live in different countries. :3

Quotes by IamRaff

Emily: Sometimes I think you were meant to be a woman. I mean really, it's like God created a chick and then just decided "Oh hey! I'ma stick a pen!s on it to see what happens, trololol!"
Me: So does that make you a lesbian?
Emily:... -_-
Me:...
Emily:...
Me: That's pretty hot

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I don't need a life,
I have the internet.

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"The poems I write are about myself, fueled by that special sort of vanity that can come only from self-loathing."

-My Girlfriend, Emily

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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,
  She is beautiful because you love her.
 
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We seem to be made to suffer.It's our lot in life.

-C3P0, Star Wars

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Everybody sees what you appear to be
Few really know what you are

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&If I could hold her hand, just once, my world would be complete.

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My girlfriend, Emily: *ranting about some band*
Me: But I like that band... *sarcasm*
Emily: WANNA GET STABBED?
Me: YES.
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My body is a cage
that keeps me from dancing with the one I love ♥

Arcade Fire- My Body is a Cage
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"The depth of a mans soul cannot be measured
in a matter of meters or fathoms,
But rather in my opinion only quantified by his proximity to  heaven or hell.

- Alesana, "A Lunatic's Lament"

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