Ilovewitty2468

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Joined: November 22, 2012
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Quotes by Ilovewitty2468

SOCIAL STUDIES TEST

1) Why did the French and Indian war begin
Because the French and Indians didnt like eachother

2) When was Ben Franklin born
When his mom gave birth

3) How did ben franklin invent electricity
He was really bored and flew a kite with his house key

4) Where was Mount Rushmore built
In a state called South Dakota
Where they built it




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Mom: Sure as long as you dont forget your password and username
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*The next day*
Kid: Damn it i forgot it,,,, MOM!!!!!! I FOR....
Mom: Well too bad now go clean your room
Kid: Damn it , AND NO I WONT
Mom: EXCUSE ME YES YOU WILL!!!!!!!!
Kid: FINE JUST DONT GROUND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS GUY ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE CREEPED OUT IF HE KISSED ME, BUT THEN MY BOYFRIEND CAME AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND I TOLD HIM AND HE SAID IF HE EVER TOUCHED ME HE'D KICK HIS BUT THEN HE HUGGED ME AND GAVE THE GUY A LOOK AND THE OTHER GUY STARTED TO RUN
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I have a crush on this guy Thomas and my so called "friend" told him that i liked him I hate her guts like if i were driving a bus instead of a cat i would run over her first