"Dude, I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you climbed a tree and said: 'God, look at the size of this broccoli!'"
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The later it gets at night, The funnier everything is. When your laughing at nothing, it's time to go to bed.♥
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Teacher: Where's your book? Student: At home. Teacher: And what's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. ---------------------------------nm/nmq
Her status wasn't a lie. Her life really does suck.♥
Today, I saved my best friend from committing suicide, Again.♥
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