So in other words, My frozen lactose based dairy beverage
attracts the general consensus of the male population to the
grassy knoll of my place of residence. This general consensus
claims that my frozen lactose based dairy beverage is superior
to yours. Verily, it is superior to yours. I could educate you,
but you shall be obligated to return to me currency in
compensation.
Sincerely, fluent in nerd.