Imaginger
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Joined: November 3, 2011
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user id: 233938
Gender: F
Joined: November 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 233938
Gender: F
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hi my name is Renee, I’m sixteen and I live on Long Island. I play the viola and I love attention okay and I just feel the need to tell you that I have unhealthy obsessions over certain British-Irish boys and bands.
I’m actually pretty awkward when you talk to me the first few times but I guess you’ll get used to it in a while. I’m not that bad okay people tell me I’m hilarious which I am but still.
I’m a professional redhead, and guess what i have two different colored eyes and i like to make up scenarios in my head about my crush dating me while i listen to cheesy teenage girl pop songs.
I’m also a terrible cougar. For some reason all my crushes are younger than me i guess it’s cause i have a baby face lol bye
okay i cant be bothered writing more so feel free to ask me anything please make me feel popular
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Quotes by Imaginger
Peeta: You're insecure, don't know
what for.
Katniss: Oh god not again.
Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
Katniss: Peeta...
Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress is enough.
Katniss: What, really?
Peeta: Everyone else in the destrict can see it, everyone else but you.
Katniss: Just stop!
Peeta: Katniss you light up my world lke nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it aint hard to tell, you don' t know oh-oh.
Katniss: You're embarrassing me...
Peeta:YOU DON'T KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!
Katniss: Oh god not again.
Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
Katniss: Peeta...
Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress is enough.
Katniss: What, really?
Peeta: Everyone else in the destrict can see it, everyone else but you.
Katniss: Just stop!
Peeta: Katniss you light up my world lke nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it aint hard to tell, you don' t know oh-oh.
Katniss: You're embarrassing me...
Peeta:YOU DON'T KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!
How do you put a giraffe into a
refrigerator?
ANSWER: you have to Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
This tests your memory.
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There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
ANSWER: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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ANSWER: you have to Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
This tests your memory.
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There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
ANSWER: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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Today, i walked in to the kitchen to get some food, my brither
stoped me and said he needed to tell me somethhing. knowing it
would be some dumb joke i ignored him. then i opened the fridge i
screamed as the fridge door fell on my ankle, making it swell up.
"i was going to tell you not to open the fridge cuase the
door is broken" said my brother as he walked away smiling.
FML.