I
F YOU
TH INK
ABOUT IT
JAMES BOND IS A TERRIBLE SPY
YOU DISAGREE? OK, THINK ABOUT THIS:
1.)EVERYONE KNOWS HIS
NAME.
ISN'T THE POINT OF BEING A SPY, TO REMAIN
SECRET? PLUS HE TELLS EVERYONE WHO HE
IS.
2.)HE DRIVES A
FLASHY SPORTS CAR AND WEARS DESIGNER
SUITS.
OBVIOUSLY HE WILL BE
INSTANTLY RECOGNISABLE AND TERRIBLE
CAMOFLAUGED.
3.)HE ORDERS THE
SAME DRINK. A MARTINI.
IF ANYONE HASN'T
TASTED A MARTINI THAT IS READING THIS, IT TASTES
LIKE PAINT STRIPPER. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD DRINK THAT, SO HIS IDENTITY IS RECOGNISABLE
BY HIS CHOICE OF DRINK.
AND HIS TRADE MARK NUMBER LOOKS LIKE A P*NIS.
THINK ABOUT IT. (00)
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