Impulse

Status: A little part of me just lost hope in humanity once again...-.-
Joined: August 29, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 327986
Location: In an aslyum for the mentally and criminally insane :3
Gender: F
 My name is Maya ^.^
 I'm 13 years old
 Slightly anti-social, but talk to me anyway! 
I am extremely weird and random :3 
Love cheesecake and parodies ;)
 Also love a heap of bands : Nirvana, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Evermore, Panic! At the Disco, ect :)
 Reading, writing, listening to music and playing creepy horror & thriller games are my hobbies****
 A FREAK AND PROUD OF IT!!! :D

...i am also quite short -.-
Anyways, follow moi and we can familiarise!!
P.S- Follow ma besties pirate0fdeath & AnaTheWonderBear ;)
:) xo

Quotes by Impulse




You wanna know what true irony is?
Choking on a lifesaver.



 

If your jetskiing in the desert
and you lose a tire,
how many waffles does it take
to shingle a dog house to a taco shell?

Purple, because ice cream is a boneless meat.
:D

*24 minutes of battery left*
Me: "That's enough time to finish."
*6 minutes later, laptop shuts down*
Me: "DAMN YOU! YOU LIED TO ME!"
Watching a romantic movie and getting p!ssed off about your non-existant love life
-.-
I'm not arguing......




I'm simply explaining why i'm right. :|
Being utterly drunk one night, you pick up your friends hamster, throw it across the room, and shout
"GO PIKACHU!!"
"Did you just fall?"

"No, I attacked the floor."

"Backwards?"

"I'm freaking talented!"
 
People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important :|
Smile uncontrollably, and the world smiles with you. Laugh uncontrollably, and they'll think your on drugs.
YOU THINK IM CRAZY?! Crazy is running around your neighborhood yelling "Tacos!!!"
I only did that twice.