friend:
OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless
romantic?! me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar
and I was really hungry
fun fact:“nolo” is latin
for “do not want” so if someone says
yolo you can say nolo and they’ll
think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality
you’re speaking latin which is classy as sh*t so haha the
jokes on them