ImtheOnee

Status: nothing to say sorry.
Joined: July 1, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 364815
Location: Portugal
Gender: F

 
 
Cynthia Lopes.16.Awake
Most of my quotes are from tumblr
Loving Ed  Sheeran
All that you need to know
 

Quotes by ImtheOnee


someone: what if school burned calories.
me: what if school burned 
      down.


 


how do people my age lose their virginity,

all i do is lose followers ?


 

Plot Twist: You wake up skinny, beautiful,
                   intelligent and everyone loves you



mgoailife ito
be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop
 

me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
 

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
 



my favorite flavor of cake imore.
 

friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?! 
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry


fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as sh*t so haha the jokes on them
white lips, pale face
haven't been outside in 3 days