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My Friend: You're A Weirdo!
Me: Ok Well You're A Friend Of A Weirdo So You Know What That Makes You?
My Friend: No Im Just Being Nice To A Weirdo
Me: D:

i Had A Facebook But I Deleted It Because No One Ever Messaged Me Added Me Or Anything The Only Reason I Had Friends On That Was Because I Added Them I Didnt Have 100 Friends Yet And I Never Got Notifications Or Anything So I Deleted It And Now I Will Stay On Witty Forever With All The Other Socially Awkward People(: haha

Perks Of Dating Me:
You Don't Have To Worry About Me Embarrassing You Infront Of My Friends Because I Don't Have Any

i Think My Crush Hates Me):

Friend: *Shows Me A Dead Bug* What Kind Of Bug Is This?
Me: I Dont Know
Friend: Well Whatever It Is I Think It Just Layed Its Eggs In My Head!
Me: You Created Orphans! D:

Perks Of Dating Me:
I Will Love No One Else But You Considering I Hate Everyone

Reasons To Date Me:
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5. Please

Perks Of Dating Me:
i Have No Social Life So I'll Always Have Enough Time For You

Perks Of Dating Me:
You Don't Have To Worry About Me Cheating Because That Would Require Two People Liking Me At The Same Time And That Never Happens

Me: I'll Go To Sleep After A Five More Minutes Of Being On The Internet
*Couple Hours Pass By*
Me: Is That My Dad Getting Ready For Work? O__o