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Location: The Shire
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You are dust
and to dust
you shall return

 

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“Some things are more precious because they don't last long.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
PLUVIOPHILE
(n.) A lover of rain, someone
who finds joy and peace of mind
during rainy days.
It's kind of surprising how
many couples stay together
after all the indirect statuses
they post to facebook that
consists of them b.itching
about their partner.

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
I wonder what steve thinks when he scrolls throgh, and see's how messed up and sad we all are.

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes 
Is it me or does this Christmaseem very boring..?
Lovely

"I was many lovely things," she sighed,
an ache of pure melancholy stirring in her.
"An autumn leaf, red and drifting in the wind.
A book, to be aged, but never lose its scent.
A lone wolf, beautiful and independent."
There was a pause then as she laid on the ground
and closed her eyes, pushing out streams of glistening sad.
"Now, of all things, I'm human."
Yet the way she said human didn't sound that way.
It held the falling despair of a leaf, the sear of a ripped page,
the haunting cry of a wolf.
The word hung in the air then,
as if a fog caught it and held it there to torture her.
And it did. It tortured her ever so much.
There she laid all throughout the night,
even as the snow began to hallow the hell she found herself in,
making it beautiful, though she refused to look to see it.
The trees bent, as if to bow to her, under the snowfall
and grew new limbs of ice that hung dangerously over her.
She need not worry of the cold, for a blanket of white covered her
under which she lay fast asleep, sadness frozen
to her lovely blue cheeks.
Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love.
Me: A couple of music videos I guess

I have a history teacher who's hilarious, witty, and 56 years old. I also have a classmate who thinks he is hilarious, witty, and utterly irresitable.


Student: Hey Mr. Lowery, what was Jesus like? I bet you met him, didn't you?

Teacher: Maan you're going to be real clever when you hit puberty aren't you?