ItsThePommy

Status: if it's edible, i will eat it no doubt
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 349312
Gender: F
 ~ Welcome to The Life of Zara ~

I'm just your casual socially awkward British being.

Give me food, and I'll love you 5ever.

Relationship Status: Forever Online or Dearly Committed to my Fridge

Someone be my friend please please please?

You're all beautiful, and even if I don't know you, I love you already.

Now back to food, yeah I like that stuff.

My two black cats are my everything, Jynx and Jaegar I love you sfm

M&M's

Yeah I use code names for the guy I like..

Oh and Marilyn Monroe is my biggest inspiration.

Okay I love you, feel free to get to know me, I don't bite hard

well bye xxx

Quotes by ItsThePommy

person: what's your type?
me: fictional
being popular on witty is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
one time a boy liked me
just kidding
being the unattractive friend is not easy i don't think we get enough credit
walk into the club like what up i'm finally invited to something
weeds are flowers, too,
once you get to know them all
people: happy valent-

me: no shut up

(yes, i am forever alone, and if anyone wants to celebrate their love for one another, why do it only one day a year? ugh logic)
 

" BUT DONUTS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!"
alright if i swallow some magnets will i then be attractive ugh
i hate going to school because i see people from school there, ugh ☹