ItwasntmexD

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You know it is cloudy outside when . .

You look outside & it is cloudy



 

 


If they call bras " Under the shoulder bolder holder "

What do the call guy's underwear, Under the but nut hut?



 
Breaking Dawn ;
Edward is a fool & didn't wrap his tool 




Dear  Santa  , 
This Christmas i'd like : .. No forget that. Get in your sleigh, and go to Afghanistan, get our soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their family's on Christmas. 

Fav this to show your respect to soldiers who won't be coming home this Christmas
♥ 

 
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On Fairly Odd Parents, they say when you get older you loose your fairies and forget you even had them  

That makes me think.. 


Did I have fairies? but I just forgot about them


friend: your fat.
Me: cool story bro, can I eat it?

Bf: wanna see a magic trick babe? 
Girl: sure(: 
Bf: poof your single

That awkward moment when,
You really have to pee & your about to sneeze
Then your afraid you will pee yourself  


 
 
So my ex updated his facebook status saying:
 
"standing on a cliff "
So i poked him  
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