TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.
MILLIE: All right...I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.