Iwannacookie2304

Status: I want cake
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 349353
Location: In my witty den (my bed with a laptop on my lap)
Gender: F
 




 
 
You Go Glen Coco

have you met my unicorn trevor?

i’m mia and i’m from england. i love unicorns, music, food and of course, wifi. i’m possibly the weirdest person on the entire planet, after lady gaga of course. in my opinion morgan freeman is the coolest person in the world. don't ask why, just accept it. he exudes coolness, admit it. i'm also incredibly lazy, like i don't do any sports, at all, i also eat a lot, like a lot alot, so i'll probably die alone of obesity with 47 cats. i've named 14 of those cats already, paul, barry, bob, billy-bob,jim-bob,ian somerhalder,ted, zazzles, kevin, dave, jomo, ben, jerry and fenton. I was gonna call one of them trevor but i already have a unicorn called trevor so.....yeah. i told you i was really weird, the weirdest thing of all is i don't even like cats, it's just that i'm 99% sure i'll die alone because i'm hideous so i plan to become the real life crazy cat lady (from the simpsons) throwing cats at random people. originally i wanted to be a blueberry muffin (i genuinely told my year 7 form tutor that)....but i discovered i couldn't do that...i spent 12 days locked in my room rocking back and forth whispering 'i will be a muffin'. ok that last part wasn't true.

(+) unicorns, food, music, being lazy, being weird, tumblr, my ipod, wifi, marina and the diamonds, lana del rey, florence + the machine, lorde, lily allen, p!nk, bastille, arctic monkeys, the killers, the 1975, the xx, london grammar, tom odell, ed sheeran, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, the vampire diaries, the originals, new girl, the big bang theory, scrubs, how i met your mother, ugly betty, family guy, the simpsons, ian somerhalder, the perks of being a wallflower, mean girls, little miss sunshine, pitch perfect, the hunger games, finding nemo, despicable me 1 + 2, shaun of the dead, zombieland, scott pilgrim vs the world etc..

(-) my brother, justin bieber, taylor swift (why did she have to sing we are never getting back together, WHY?!) cats, being sociable, exercise, sports (especially football) dubstep music, n dubz, being normal / normal people.



   


 
 
 



 
 

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Vinita* 1 decade ago
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Follow for a follow?
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† * 1 decade ago
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thanks for the follow!
and hey nice song on your profile
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fern26 1 decade ago
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Was up beautiful
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Cloudsinthesky 1 decade ago
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he! omg! you followed me! Thankyou!!!! And you are british! so cray! (I don't actually say that normally but :P) so nice to meet you you seem so nice! how are you new follower?? <3 :) stay beautiful! (sorry for my hypernesssss)
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永久* 1 decade ago
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Shots for the follow :D I can't read what I'm writing so pardon my spelling errors ;c
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ladyfeona 1 decade ago
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Hi , I'm from London ... It's sooo amazing to find an English person here !
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Lauren🌸* 1 decade ago
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hey there beautiful:'*♥
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Rajsonkar 1 decade ago
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lol .. hi ... make me famous too :D
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*compassionate soul* 1 decade ago
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Thanks for the flollow :) I'm followin ya back :3
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ImAddictedToLifeMkai 1 decade ago
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Omgsh How do you put pictures on the background?;OOOOOOOOx
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tacosliketoparty 1 decade ago
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thank you for the hearts&follow c: I followed back cx
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RakheeRules 1 decade ago
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HIIIII MY NAMES RAKHEE IM A GIRL AND IM NEW ON WITTY I THINK THAT U SOUND LIKE A REALLY NICE PERSON <3 !!! FOLLOWB ?!
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago
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Its a premade layout but its made by bunny43 I think
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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You have the coolest layout ever! I'm not even joking. Where did you get it from?
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vivre merveilleusement* 1 decade ago
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Hey! I started up a new story titled 'Paradise' after a break from writing, and I was wondering if you could check it out and tell me what you think? I haven't gotten much respose yet, and it's been on for a couple of days.. but I would really like to know if people like it! Sorry if this bothers you... I just want to get the word out. Thank so much if you do read! c;
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