Iwannacookie2304

Status: I want cake
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 349353
Location: In my witty den (my bed with a laptop on my lap)
Gender: F
 




 
 
You Go Glen Coco

have you met my unicorn trevor?

i’m mia and i’m from england. i love unicorns, music, food and of course, wifi. i’m possibly the weirdest person on the entire planet, after lady gaga of course. in my opinion morgan freeman is the coolest person in the world. don't ask why, just accept it. he exudes coolness, admit it. i'm also incredibly lazy, like i don't do any sports, at all, i also eat a lot, like a lot alot, so i'll probably die alone of obesity with 47 cats. i've named 14 of those cats already, paul, barry, bob, billy-bob,jim-bob,ian somerhalder,ted, zazzles, kevin, dave, jomo, ben, jerry and fenton. I was gonna call one of them trevor but i already have a unicorn called trevor so.....yeah. i told you i was really weird, the weirdest thing of all is i don't even like cats, it's just that i'm 99% sure i'll die alone because i'm hideous so i plan to become the real life crazy cat lady (from the simpsons) throwing cats at random people. originally i wanted to be a blueberry muffin (i genuinely told my year 7 form tutor that)....but i discovered i couldn't do that...i spent 12 days locked in my room rocking back and forth whispering 'i will be a muffin'. ok that last part wasn't true.

(+) unicorns, food, music, being lazy, being weird, tumblr, my ipod, wifi, marina and the diamonds, lana del rey, florence + the machine, lorde, lily allen, p!nk, bastille, arctic monkeys, the killers, the 1975, the xx, london grammar, tom odell, ed sheeran, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, the vampire diaries, the originals, new girl, the big bang theory, scrubs, how i met your mother, ugly betty, family guy, the simpsons, ian somerhalder, the perks of being a wallflower, mean girls, little miss sunshine, pitch perfect, the hunger games, finding nemo, despicable me 1 + 2, shaun of the dead, zombieland, scott pilgrim vs the world etc..

(-) my brother, justin bieber, taylor swift (why did she have to sing we are never getting back together, WHY?!) cats, being sociable, exercise, sports (especially football) dubstep music, n dubz, being normal / normal people.



   


 
 
 



 
 

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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6946547
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don't forget dignity
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6692780
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Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed this and wrote a 2nd verse and the rest of the song and posted it. But at the top I wrote it was by you and told people to follow you. Is that Ok?
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AWittyGirl 1 decade ago on quote #6692780
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Its fine :]
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #3292397
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pick the image you want, then upload it to tinypic.com, copy the link for direct layouts and paste it into background image and background image repeat
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6677925
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You can't delete someone's quotes! You havent got the right! BravoSierra worked hard on her quotes and now months of effort is gone! And its all your fault!
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6676113
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im not riskin it
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6665640
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NOT MY FORMAT
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6651370
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If a 3 year old just shoves it in there mouth then its not sexual, unless ur a pedafile..hmmmmmm good point
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6641647
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I'd love that soooooo much. Go Team Harry<3
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6638907
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6638210
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I tried it 3 times and all 3 was apple. Super FrEaKy
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6627465
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I know, I'm a terrible person
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6623722
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I'm gonna admit, I'm pretty much a nerd.
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6624147
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My TV remote. Time to kick some a.s,s
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6623787
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ok
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6623751
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great quote
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abigaail 1 decade ago on quote #6623751
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thanks(:
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6622225
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hope u dont mind me using this your format for this quote but i kept the format Jimmy365 thing.

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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6312685
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hi i dont know how to edit one of your pre made layouts
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago on quote #6312685
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if your using google chrome press CTRL F and then type in 'color:' and type in the colors you want.
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #2539923
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it wont work 4 me it only puts the banner up
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #3410856
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I dont know how to add htem to my witty profiles?
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Iwannacookie2304 1 decade ago on quote #6620304
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Love this quote
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