Status: Hey there persons!
Joined: February 5, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: July 21
user id: 349145
Location: London
Gender: M

Quotes by JKS123

You like maths?

We could add a bed,

subtract our clothes,

divide our legs,

and multiply!
For Sale:


Only used once, never opened, small stain.
For Sale:


Only used once, never opened, small stain.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a

game of charades
If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep
you are richer than 75% of the world.  

If you have money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change
you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.  

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness 
you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation 
you are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering

If you can read this message
you are more fortunate than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
Unicorns are real!!!

They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
Friends are like balloons

If you stab them they die.
Eat whatever you want.
And if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight.
Eat them too.
How to be in a relationship:

1. Buy a ship

2. Name it relation

3. Get inside it

Congratulations! You are now in a relationship!
Q. Is it pronounced

either (ee-ther)
either (eye-ther)

A. It's either