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Quotes by JKS123

My cooking skills are so good the smoke alarms are cheering me on.
Rules of Possesion

1. If I like it, it's mine

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine

8. If I saw it first, it's mine

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine

10. If it's broken, it's yours
The Rule of Maths:

 If it seems easy you're doing it wrong.
If you eat yourself then would you become twice as big or disappear completely?
I'm looking through all the cute stories on witty about people

finding their true love and I'm just thinking:

When's this gonna happen to me?

If its not on the first page of Google

it doesn't exist
69% of people will find this quote dirty
That awkward moment when you've just been talking to yourself and you realise the person behind you heard every word.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.

There is no cure for curiosity.
Talking about my faults won't reduce yours...
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