JOEYILY
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Hi babyc: I'm Jade, and I'm as realll as it gets c; Well, if you ever need someone too talk too, I'm ALWAYS here for you, no matter what it is. I vent a lot, and I'm not "Witty Famous", but I still make my lame as/s quotes. I haven't been on witty forever now, but it gets worse and worse, and a lot of people judge like crazy.. it's terrible, but that doesn't stop me from venting. :) Well talk too me sometime ight babe? xx
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Does anyone need a new best friend?
I promise I’ll be your new best friend. I will text you whenever you want, call you whenever, message you whenever, and be there for you. Even though you’re probably 1497932874 miles away from me, you’ll be my best friend, and someone I know won’t leave my side, and I wont leave yours.
So if you need a best friend, I’ll be it. <3
Me flirting with a guy: Hey baby ;) Did it hurt when you fell?
Guy:
Me: Dammit I said that wrong.. Well, uh. HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE? ;) I mean text.. I don't usually call.
Guy:
Me:
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*Awkward silence*
Me: COMING MOM! *Runs*
Me: *Opens door goes in the car*
Dad: Hi how wa- WHAT THE HELL'S THAT ON YOUR FACE?
Me: A piercing...?
Dad: GET OUT!
Me: What? *Gets out*
Dad: GET IN WE'RE GOING TOO MCDONALDS!!
Me: Okay...
Dad: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THERE?
Me: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Dad: ADJAKFHFSJHFISHF I'm not sweetheart. :)
Me: Uh, ha.. ha. *Small smile*
-True story, lol. It's a nose piercing by the way :)
Me: *Hear's the music of "What Makes You Beautiful"" IT'S STARTING. *Fangirling.*
Me: Wow don't they look hot..... Man..
Me: OMG THERE'S NI- what happened too his hair..? Whatever he's still fine as hell!!
Me: ZAYN ZAYN ZAYN! OH MY! YOUR HAIR! BEAUTIFUL BABY JUST BEAUTIFUL! THAT HAT. WOWZA.
Me: Harry, you look perfect as usual... GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY.
Me: LOUIS, OH LOUIS... Damn...You're one fine boy..
Me: LIAM OH THAT HAIRR. GOING BIEBER ON US AREN'T YOU? but you're even cuter ;)
Me: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA *The beat* NA NA NA NA NA BAB- wait why do they keep saying na na??!?!?!
Me: THEY SKIPPED HARRY'S SOLO? F/CK YOU! F/CK YOU! NO WAY JOSE!
Me:*It ends* That's what I call perfection, good job boys, gooood job.
Family: *Stares at me like I'm a freak*
*No hate please, thank you (:
I tried too commit suicide. I got my chalk board and wrote a message too my family, then I got a knife, not knowing how the hell too kill myself. My mom knocked on the door I dropped the knife and I told her, "Go away, i'm going too sleep." Apparently she left and I picked up the knife again. I wasn't sure how too do it so I just put it too my heart (chest), I prayed and told god too forgive me. I started crying like crazy. I looked up not wanting too see when I saw a picture of My little brother, then another picture of my mom, me, and my sister, when we were little. I looked back at my little brothers picture and started crying even more. I dropped the knife, and erased the chalk board. I'd just like too thank my little brother for saving my life. He's worth all this pain, and I need too stay alive for him so he won't be alone, feel alone, or make my mistakes. I love him, and I'm thankful for him.
anorexia, emo, suicidal, bi polar, ugly, lonely, depressed, unheard, going through a hard time, worth less, a "liar" apparently, bullied, "selfis" apparently again, unfriendly, and annoying. So they say..
but I guess I am and that's just me don't like it don't care.
So I was on my crushes Facebook,
And I saw a cute picture of him & his friend
And I was like, “Should I like it or will it seem stalkerish?”
But then I thought ‘I could like who ever’s picture I want,
Friend anyone I want, like anyone I want, be anyone I want,
So therefore I will like your sexy picture b/tch.'