jackwhat?*

mum: i got a phone call why did you get expelled?
daughter: i went in naked on pajama day.
mum: WHAT????????? YOUR GROUNDED. IM ASHAMED OF YOU!
daughter: not my fault i sleep naked..
mum:...
daughter:...

Boyfriend:Hey baby wanna come over tonight?

girlfriend:sure babes! what do you wanna do?

boyfriend:it involves pillows and blankets ;)

girlfriend:OMG! WERE GONNA BUILT A FORT????????

boyfriend:.... 

I get annoyed sometimes,for no particular reason.

As if my grandma just said she thought 'lol' meant lots of love..

I wish i could back to the time i met you,id run away and never look back.

me: you remind me of something.
friend:what?;)
me:mondays.
friend:why?
me:becasue no one likes you.

me:whats her house number?
mum: 69
me: hahahahhaha 69?! oh gosh thats kinky! haha
mum:... ?
me:
mum:
me: 
neighbours:
world:

this is what happens when you spend your life on the internet.

"lights will guide,you home..
and i will try to fix you"..