JackieRenee1

Status: Woah.. we got a badass on our hands!
Joined: October 14, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 24
user id: 128695
Location: United States
Gender: F
Hiiiiyaaaa, My Name is Jackie :)
I'm 16 years old and I live in Virginia. (United States)
I blow out my candles on February 24th.
I have a twin brother, but im cooler! ;D
I'm singleeeee. :P
I need a boyfriend..
I like meeting new people and i want some witty friends so get at me!
I'm all about basketball and competition cheerleading.
I love fashion!
I'm obsessed with Austin Mahone. I'm gonna marry him someday. <3
I like to text, take pictures, shop and chill with friends.
I like to make people laugh. It's a goal.
Well, get to know me on here. I don't bite...
I love youuuu btw. (;
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Quotes by JackieRenee1


today a miracle happened..
there was a new kid..,

and he's hot.

when you get dumped:
go out, party, be beautiful, flirt, and make that boy see what the hell he's missing.♥

 


Banana peel, coffee grains, pizza crust,
beer bottles, empty tins, paper plates, sales papers.
 Don't mind me, I'm just talking trash!

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
Stranger: harry?
You: styles?
Stranger: is?
You: ..sexy? ;)
Stranger:      touche.

 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
oh omegle,♥
 
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What does a prostitute and getting gas for your car, have in common?


In both situations, you have to pay before you pump.

 

 

 



So today i was asked what excuses have i used for not doing my homework,

 my response.. "I didn't do my homework because I was to busy helping your mom with hers." ;) 





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Go  french kiss a power outlet..
 Please.

 




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*Watching One Direction on youtube*
My Brother: *leans over computer*..So are they like the next Justin Bieber?
Me:  *slaps brother across the face*
My Brother: *mouth drops*  The heck?
Me: *pointing in his face* DON'T YOU EVER INSULT ONE DIRECTION LIKE THAT!

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Actual Conversation between my Mom & I.
Mom: Did you check and see if you turned your lava lamp off?

Me: Nope

Mom: So if the house burns down i know the reason why.. right?


Me: you sure will.. your cooking!


 


 If a girl scout ever knocked on my door selling cookies, i'd punch her in the face, take her tangalongs and lock the door. 

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE :)