JamesBrass

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Joined: April 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 166500
Gender: M

im james. 17. single.
canadian. i want real friends here.
not fans/haters like before. lets start over.


 

F*** WITTY GIRLFRIENDS.
dont ask to be my witty girlfriend no more.
ill ask you.


http://jamesbrass.tumblr.com/

CornStar is life.
blacklace is babymomma.
father to the beautiful notyouraverage
Ireland gf= FreeBree

JamesBrass's Favorite Quotes

me talking with a random person on facebook ...

what's your phone?
iPhone

but what is the number?
iPhone 4
 





Can I be the best friend



                  you fall in love with?
 
 

‎Real Relationship. ♥
Girl:
"Here's your phone. You have a text message."
Boy: "Babe just check it for me" 

iTurtles

 

My Name is Autumn
so when ever I meet guys I'm going to say
 "Baby, when you're with me, you're going to wish it was Autumn all year round" ;)



Today, it was brought to my attention that there is a website, ratemypoo.com, where people upload pictures of their poop and people rate them.

I have officially lost all hope in humanity.

 

Boys are so pretty.
they dont even need makeup.

At Restaurant with family
Me: Why are there never any hot guys when we come here!!
Me: They all probably know I’m here
Me: Yeah that’s it, I’m too cool…
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
*hot guy walks in*
Me: NO WAY, FINALLY!!
*Tries to stare without getting caught*
Him:
Me: Aww crap, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY!
*Tries to eat food seductively as he walks past*
Him:
Me:
*Drops chips on my lap*
Me: I meant to do that...
Him:
Me: Oh stuff you, I’m coming for you chips!!

"You're so hard" I whispered as tried to pry the frozen ice cream from it's container.

 

She's 102 yrs young
She's sweet and kind and entergetic.
She's a fighter; survived breast cancer.
She is my great grandma.

And she fell last night.
And she is in intensive care.



Please pray for her.