Janexallen
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I Found
you're nose...
It was in my business
again.
-_-
S o m e t i m e s t h e F i g h
t,
Isn't worth the battle♥
...
Son: Studying with my friends
.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad.
When I
Die,
friends will
go to my funeral, good
friends will cry at my funeral, but my
best friend will change my facebook
status to "Chilin' with
Jesus"
Get
comfortable
in
your
own
skin
its
the
only
one
your
going
to
Get.
You see a kid abusing a
puppy
with a baseball bat.
97% would yell
"STOP!!!" 2% would
Cheer 1% would take
the baseball bat and
beat the kid upside the
head with it and take
the puppy to the vet.
Click the ♥ if you are
that 1%
I Was In The Public Bath
room,
and
had just sat down, a voice from the
next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The
voice said "So what are you up to ?". I
said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting
here !". From next door, "Can I come
over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right
now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have
to call you back, there's an idiot next
door answering all my questions". ♥ if you
laugh :-)!
A Mom beats her kid for days.
A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend's house and she says, "Sure but if you get stolen I ain't lookin' for you." So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, "He gave himself up to the kidnapper." And the mother asks why, the boy says, "Because you said if I get stolen you won't come looking for me." Click ♥ if you are against child abuse.