JasmineBrittney

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Joined: July 25, 2010
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user id: 118055

Quotes by JasmineBrittney

*Phone Vibrates*
 

**YAY! Someone texted ME!**
 

''Oh Its just MOM..''
):

Its funny how Ican Matchall my friends Up witha boybut When it comes to me Icant even find a guy

 


Dear Boy,
I hate your sinking guts,
You make me vomit,
Your scum between my toes.
Love Girl(:
 
 
 
 
  
Her: "Why were you staring at me?"
Me: "I was not staring, i was just looking at you for a while."


_Act Your Effing Age Not Your Dick Size(:
 Dear razor,
Do you hate me that much
That you have to cut me
And leave me to bleed
To death? I hate you too
You don’t do your job right and
Get all the hairs shaved.
Your fired!
Love,
Girl


 

In the end
I always take
you back
because you
seem to trick me
in forgiving you.

Is it me or does it seem like every guy has a book to go by, cuz every guy says the same thing to you as the guy before?.™

 

Awkward Moments:
When your best friend gets out of the shower and puts lotion on her boobs!