ImNotArObOt*

Status: Ready for the 'New year, new me' shit.
Joined: November 17, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 374950
Location: Your bed
 
 
 
Look who it is.
Its Jayson.
Call me
Jay though.
 
 


My name is Jay as mentioned above. I found this cool thing on the interweb and now everyone thinks im a comedian. I really Am not. Most quotes aren't mine, I get them from facebook or ifunny. Though im not completely unoriginal, I'm just too lazy to think of some of my own. I've got a weird liking to naewhals, so if you have something against them, we can't be friends. At all. 

Otherwise, we could be best friends.
I don't usually bite, so don't hesitate to say 'hi'.
I hope my face doesn't intimidate you.

Bye.
 

Quotes by ImNotArObOt*

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.
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antisocial
antisocool
aint-I-so-cool
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Weird is cool. 
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Nobody dies a virgin. Life fvcks us all.
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*Wonders why there aren't many guys on here*
*Realizes most of them have a girlfriend and a social life*

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My Five year old son is glued to the tv...
It's hilarious. I've also super-glued the dog to the window.

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    My goal in 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013
    which I should have done in 2012
    because I promised them in 2011
    and had planned it in 2010

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'New year, new me.' 
B.tch you're going to be the same dumba.ss at 12:01
as the one you were at 11:59, so please shut up.
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I've been putting a lot of thought into it, and I don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
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''Dont worry, the spider is smaller than you.''
''Yeah, so is a grenade...''
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