JaydenDyck100

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Joined: July 3, 2012
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JaydenDyck100's Favorite Quotes

Do you have a boyfriend?nmq/f

Pshh yeah..

What's his name?

Waldo.


Where is he?
I'm still looking.


A jealous girl does better
research than the police

Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!" and they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVE YOU!"


Me: I swear, Call Me Maybe is on the radio like 24/7.
Friend: It's probably because that guy still hasn't called her yet. 

Drake and Josh #3
Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
Guy at counter:
Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.

follow me, I'll follow back @TVQuotes




Spongebob #1
Squidward: Would you stop it Patrick, you're making me claustrophbic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
Follow me I follow back!

 





 

Anwho elsremembers
Cosmo and Wanda from the Fairly Odd Parents?
 

I wanna throw a party 
with fake alcohol and
see how many people
     act wasted.



Holds the door for one person...
  

ends up holding it for 20

Me on witty**

Witty quote: Only a heartless person will scroll pass this

Me: *scrolls pass*

 


nmf/nmq
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