JazzMdip

Status: Please don't be inlove with someone else <3
Joined: April 16, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 165880

JazzMdip's Favorite Quotes

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.

My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .

"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
This quote does not exist.

  
Anyone can love a rose
But it takes a great deal to love a lea
It's ordinary to love the beautiful
But it's beautiful to love the ordinary 
 

 lll

 

but it takes a great deal  

I’m single. And I know why I’m single.


I’m single because I’m different. I’m single because I’m weird.


I’m single because I am one of the apples on the top of the tree, and it’s easier to take the dirty ones that lay on the floor.


I’m single because if you want a sandwich, you stand up and make yourself the sandwich. I don’t remember filling up an aplication to be your f.ucking maid.


I’m single because I don’t need your jacket, I brought my own.


I’m single because no, thanks, but if I could eat all that food by myself, I can also pay for it.


I’m single because I grew up with my parents loving each other and trying to kill each other at the same time. I’m single because I overthink. I’m single because I have my priorities very well settled.


I’m single because I’m afraid of being happy. Rumor has it that that feeling never lasts. I’m single because I care more about sense of humor than looks.


I’m single because I like it when people use good grammar.I’m single because people don’t use good grammar anymore.


I’m single because I am not going to change to please somebody that won’t move mountains for me if he had to. I’m single because I push people away when they want to be the closest.


I’m single because I’m not your average girl, and people are afraid to try something new. I’m single because I would rather be on a library for hours than in a club for 5 minutes.


I’m single. And I know why I’m single.


I’m single because I’m so damn complicated for anyone to love.


But I won’t change a thing. Because I believe there is somebody out there that’s still single for these same reasons.


And we may or may not meet sometime. And we could be weird together.And maybe we could fall in love. And we could find in each other everything we did not know we were looking for. And every morning we would look forward to another incredible adventure together.


And we could say we are happy. Truly happy.


And maybe, just maybe, that feeling will last forever.

If you fall in love with two people choose
the second one because if you were really
in love with the first you would never
have looked at the second
-Johnny Depp♥

Witty profiles is the ONLY thing stopping me from suicide. 

 






.___________.

It's a whale
.....How do you have friends

 



._______.

 Baby whale

 


 




I swear he's cute, hold on . . . 
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE  


to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're
sexy.
to adults, we're
cute.
to relatives, we're
adorable.
to dumbasses, we're
fine.
to each other, we're
pretty.
to gentlemen, we're
gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're
beautiful.
but to ourselves,

w e ' r e   u g l y   a s   f u u c k .
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