Jazzygurl28

Status: My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.
Joined: November 13, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 238019
Location: In your dreams
Gender: F

Food>>>>>
The people I love the most:
♥Laxgurliee4
♥Partyrocker48
♥Barbieyathatsme
♥Brynnx27
♥Glitterspaz143
♥99katiegurl

Love you all<3
KTHXBYE!
(Follow? I follow back)

 
- 15 yo
- You're really cool
- I love you
:D

Kbia
 



 

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Quotes by Jazzygurl28

*Talking to my friend*
Me: Ask me if I'm a truck.
Friend: Okay... are you a truck?
Me: No.
Friend: -_-
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 NO Teacher,

I don't know the answer

that's why my hand wasn't raised.

 
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Bring money: "Gahh! I hate everything here!"


Forget money: "I wanna buy the whole store!"

-_-

 

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Me: Come here, I love you!
  Cat: ....*Turns and walks other way*

REJECTED


 


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Today I Saw


A homeless man sitting with his dog
I gave him a dollar.
I watched him buy his dog a bone instead of food for himself.

I just thought that was so sweet!
Not my quote found it on 'Lovegivesmehope.com'

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The Difference:

Guys:
"What are you doing?"
"Your mom."
"Yeeahh Mann!" *Fist bump*
Girls:
"What are you doing?"
"Your mom."
"Ewww!"
 

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Slumber Party Barbie


Was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 pounds.

With a book entitled "How to lose weight"

With directions inside stating simply

"Don't Eat"



Fave this if you think that's wrong.

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Oh Yeah-eh-eh!
I'm your basic, average girl
and I'm here to safe the world
you can't stop me 'cause I'm
KIM POSSIBLE
There is nothing I can't do
But when danger calls
Just know that I'm
ON MY WAY
Doesn't matter
When or where there's trouble
If you just call my name
KIM POSSIBLE
Call me, beep me,if you wanna reach me
When you wanna page me it's okay
Whenever you need me
BABY
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me
call me, beep me
if you wanna reach me
It doesn't matter when it doesn't matter where
I will be there for you 'till the very end
danger or trouble I'm there on the double
You know that you always can call
KIM POSSIBLE
"So what's the sitch?"
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

Do you remeber this?
Come back old Disney!
 

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Interrupt my sleep

And I'll interrupt your breathing
 
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 No Mom,
One does not simply get off the internet.

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