Jellomagic101

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Joined: November 2, 2012
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Quotes by Jellomagic101

mama jokes no offence to anyone
 

your mama so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the pacific ocean

your mama so ugly every time she smiles a fairy dies

your mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she invented the ipad

your mama so poor when she tripped through the front door she landed out the back

your mama so fat when a bus went by she said twinkie wait for me
OLD JOKE 
three boys and one girl where late for school one boy came in to school and the teacher said why are you late he saaid i was on top of cherry hill the second boy came in and the teacher said why are you late he said i was on top of cherry hill third boy came in and teacher asked him why he was late he said i was on top of cherry hill the girl came in and the teacher ssaid let me guess you were on top of cherry hill she said no i am cherry hill







 
zombies are looking for brains dont wory you are safe
you cant FACE problems if your FACE is the problem
Take my advice i dont use it anyways
Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson

me: why arent you teaching during my conversation
friEND

boyfriEND

girlfriEND

famILY   (i love you)
people say love hurts wich is not true love is the best thing to ask

for break ups are the one that  hurts
i think about you every hour every min. every second everyday day and the truth is i love you and always will!!!!!!!!