JemmaHannah

I whip my hair back a forth

I whip my hair back and forth  

i whip my hair back a forth 

i whip my hair back a forth 

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" :L

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