*Freedom*

Status: I don't usually say this, but I love you.
Joined: January 14, 2013
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*Freedom*'s Favorite Quotes

Everyone: What happened to witty?

Me: Generation happened, dip sh*t.



In Every Game You Play


As Much As You Might Not Believe It,




There Is Only One Real

Winner




<3

 

*FIRE ALARM*
Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.

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"Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("

-Member Since May 19, 2012

*How my mom works*

Me: 
Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.
 


Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me:
I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

 








kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.





 

What to do before I die.

If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."

 

Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.

 

Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"  

 

Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.

 

Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."  

 

Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.

 

Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."

 

Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.

 

Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."

 

Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."

 

Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.

 

Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood 

 

Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.

 

Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.

 

Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

 

Go trick-or-treating on April 1st

 

Find fat lady. Ask her to sing





I was late to school on Friday

The guy on the 'late sheet'

before me put:


"Saving the world."


as his excuse, so I wrote

"Destroying the world."

as mine. I came in later to

find the next person had wrote



"Innocent bystander."


IT WAS EPIC.

I love my school
.





 

 

Joe 

he first person to comment is gay!

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Joe *The

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fav if you get it
nmf.

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