Jennymartin
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Imagine this:
One day, you walk into school to find your crush leaning against your locker, staring at you. You think there's a mistake and just stand there, waiting for him to leave. He doesn't leave. You feel bold and ask him what's up. He smiles super big, takes your hand, and kisses it. You guys are already late to class, so you just decide to cut. He drives you to your favorite ice cream place while describing his feelings to you. You guys get ice cream, and he puts a blob on your nose. He grabs a napkin and tells you to close your eyes, then tells you to open your mouth, too. You do so. Before you know what's going on, he shoves the napkin in your mouth, pulls out a random knife, and stabs you.
I saw the world's biggest wind turbine earlier.
I was blown away.
i text back embarrassingly
fast
If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
we
could end world
hunger
I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to
them, ya know?
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:
When someone says "you made my day"
it makes my day.
