JesseJesse

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Joined: November 6, 2011
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Name: Jesse
 

 

 
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Quotes by JesseJesse

Home Alone:
 
Expectations:
Party! Party!

Reality:
Peeing with the door open.
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Every girls dream is for a guy to call her at 3 am to say "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."



Wake me up at 3 am..
I'll kill you.
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Need a friend?

Text me

Need a laugh?

Call me

Need money?

This number is no longer in service.
 
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Don't wait for a perfect moment
Take the moment and make it perfect.
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Tv: Are you ready kids?
Me: Aye, Aye Captain
Tv: I can't hear you?!
Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN! YOUR MISSING AN EYE NOT AN EAR.

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Me and my phone
are playing hide and seek
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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house
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The real trouble with life
is there is no background music
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I saw a girl in the park
She was beautiful but looked really sad. I showed her my hand which had writting on it that said "#?". After she read my hand she smiled and took my pen. She wrote down her number.

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