Jessiebaby

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Joined: March 30, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 161724

Jessiebaby's Favorite Quotes

I hate it when...
it's really hot out and you just wanna rip your clothes off.

586 3 Nathannn Nathannn
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Dad: why are your eyes red?
Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

1337 3 littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
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"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"-Willy Wonka


532 9 Onism* Onism*
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620 2 Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
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Yes, Witty has changed.
But how about instead of complaining about it, we thank Steve for all the hard work and effort he put into making this new site for us. When Witty chaned last time, people complained, but they got over it. Thank you Steve for all the hard work you put into this for us. ❤
 
566 1 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......


nmq

472 12 Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
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*Seeing a hot guy*

Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around* 
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this


This is why I love my best friend

 

1278 8 luceclark luceclark
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OMG, Witty just changed!

Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

 


688 16 str0ng str0ng
break up
me: why are those guys staring at me?

me:is there something on my face?

me:is there something on my shirt?

me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.

me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.

friend:maybe they think you're cute.

me:are you stupid or something?


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2195 10 ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:

Awwww<3


But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;


711 1 kylaz323 kylaz323
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