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JessieloveJessie

Member since Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:31:03 EDT

Last login: Wed Nov 4, 2009 9:53:19 EST

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Jessie!

thats my name! thats wat they call me!
im CRAZY LOUD! and am SOOOO much fun to hang around!!
I am a huge fan of Twilight!!!!!!!!!
ive read all the books! i am OBSEESED WITH TWILIGHT!!!!!
im also a huge fan of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Launter.
i Love to read!!!!!
I LOVE to sing!! im a really good singer!!!!!

i have ahmazing friends!!!
Dylan,Deven,  Alyssa,Jake C,Lindsay, Morgan,Jenna,Ally c,Brynne,Katie b, Brittany, Katie s, Sarah,Lexi, many many more!!!

iLOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!

i have a couple of fav. bands such as Tokio Hotel, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Cobra starship, Owl City, Red Jumpsuit Apaaratus, Second-Hand Serenade,Jonas Brothers, and many more!!!




my fav saying are:
-Really? i hadnt noticed
-i hate you
- i Love you
-Ur a meanie butt
- Ur my new best friend!
- Awwwww thats great!
- Hey wat up?
-ur so ahmazing
-OH MY GOD!!
- heeeey!

Recent Quotes by this Author:

Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.

 I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.

 Just read this, it will make a difference.

 If only everyone could see this and understand it.

 When she stares at your mouth
 Kiss her

 When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes
 stronger than you
 Grab her and don't let go

 When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough,
 Kiss her and tell her you love her

 When she's quiet,
 Ask her whats wrong

 When she ignores you,
 Give her your attention

 When she pulls away,
 Pull her back

 When you see her at her worst,
 Tell her she's beautiful

 When you see her start crying,
 Just hold her and don't say a word

 When you see her walking,
 Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

 When she's scared,
 Protect her

 When she steals your favorite hoodie,
 Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
 
 When she teases you,
 Tease her back and make her laugh

 When she doesn't answer for a long time,
 reassure her that everything is okay

 When she looks at you with doubt,
 Back yourself up

 When she says that she loves you,
 she really does more than you can understand

 When she grabs at your hands,
 Hold her's and play with her fingers

 When she bumps into you,
 bump into her back and make her laugh

 When she tells you a secret,
 keep it safe and untold

 When she looks at you in your eyes,
 don't look away until she does

 When she says it's over,
 she still wants you to be hers


 When she reposts this bulletin,
 she wants you to read it

 Stay on the phone with her,
 even if she's not saying anything

 When she's mad,
 hug her tight and don't let go

 When she says she's ok don't believe it,
 talk with her because ten years later she'll remember you

 Call her at 12:00am on her birthday,
t o tell her you love her

 Treat her like she's all that matters to you

 Stay up all night with her when she's sick

 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

 Give her the world.

 Let her wear your clothes

 When she's bored and sad,
 hang out with her

 Let her know she's important.

 Don't talk about other girls around her

 Kiss her in the pouring rain

 When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
 "Whose ass am i kicking baby?"
 If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

                                                        Call you
                                                        Kiss you
                                                        Love you
                                                        Text you
made by JessieloveJessie
on October 10, 2009 10:37:14
quote number 1126667
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There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
made by JessieloveJessie
on October 10, 2009 10:16:58
quote number 1126612
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Every Time
someone breaks
ur heart
even tho its feels fixed
it jus
bleeds
some more
made by JessieloveJessie
on August 20, 2009 15:49:12
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I felt like such a rebel today;

i walked in the middle of the road while a car was comin
and lived to tell the story!





Dylan pulled me out of the road
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 26, 2009 22:10:06
quote number 968385
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worse pick-up line ever

"Hey. i lost my phone number....
can i have urs?"


I actually had this pick-up line used
on me by one of my best friends cousin.

 
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 26, 2009 11:19:43
quote number 966666
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ur only as tall as ur heart will let u be
 and ur only as small as the world will make u seem
and when goin gets rough
and u feel like u may fall
just look on the brightside

ur roughly


6 feet tall
"On the brightside" by NeverShoutNever!
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 12, 2009 20:35:43
quote number 934464
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am i the only girl who:

Has friends that...
 
when she says
 " im doing something."

they start laughing..

and everytime u have to say...

"Not that way!"
 
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 12, 2009 20:25:55
quote number 934450
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im the kinda girl who;
will just randomly
 
burst out singing
 and dancing
while one of her 
 friends is talking
 to her!!
 
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 07, 2009 00:11:41
quote number 919989
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Me: * drinking root beer*
Jenna: "why is it going in?" * talking bout the can*
Me: * puts down root beer* "cause i was sucking to hard."
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 06, 2009 20:32:33
quote number 919426
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Friends
 are like bra's
close to the heart
 and
always there for  support





got it from myspace
made by JessieloveJessie
on July 06, 2009 19:56:26
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