JessleyBradliee
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user id: 373573
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Joined: October 20, 2013
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First off, I'm 15, and I've had one hell of a life. I wouldn't say it's hard but it isn't remotelty easy. I just found out I was pregnant about a month ago and I am expecting twins. The father is over the age of 18 but like I said, don't judge me. I'm excited as I new well found mother but I want you to hear my thoughts and personal experiences. Feel free to ask me absolutely anything, I'm an open book.
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I don't
think
I ever
loved
you
I think
I was
just
in love
with
the
idea
of you.
Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that.
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want something big and round.
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that.
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want something big and round.
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
A teacher was wrapping up
class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He
said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,
barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member's death. One smart a**, male student
said, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into
laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
I'm
telling
you
the
truth,
it's not
my fault
you aren't choosing
to hear
it.
Dear
Agony,
Just let go of me. Suffer slowly. Is this the way it's gotta be? Don't bury me, faceless enemy. I'm so sorry. Is this is the way it's gotta be? Dear Agony..
Dear Agony~Breaking Benjamin
Just let go of me. Suffer slowly. Is this the way it's gotta be? Don't bury me, faceless enemy. I'm so sorry. Is this is the way it's gotta be? Dear Agony..
Dear Agony~Breaking Benjamin
Me and My Old
Man(Dad):
Dad: Bad hair day princess?
Me: Bad face day as*****e?
Dad: I should of worn a condom 9 months prior to your birthday.
Me: I can't wait to put you in a nursing home.
Dad: You are grounded until then.
Me: A little old for that don't you think?
Dad: Not if you're still a virgin.
Dad: Bad hair day princess?
Me: Bad face day as*****e?
Dad: I should of worn a condom 9 months prior to your birthday.
Me: I can't wait to put you in a nursing home.
Dad: You are grounded until then.
Me: A little old for that don't you think?
Dad: Not if you're still a virgin.
Sometimes,
my greatest
accomplishment
is keeping
my mouth
shut.
Sometimes
it's
not
the
people
you
miss
but
the
feeling
you
had
when
you
were
with
them.
Wikipedia: I know
everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking b*****s...
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking b*****s...
HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN
BUSINESS:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."
The fence was too high to see over , but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick then all started shouting, "14...14...14."
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."
The fence was too high to see over , but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick then all started shouting, "14...14...14."