Jessssx3

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My name is Jessica Lynn.
I came into this crazy world on July 19.
I am a Gemini.
Nothing on my profile is jocked, 
and everything I write is mine.
I hope you like my quotes.
♥



 



 

 


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when i'm older i shall

open a classic rock-themed

pizza shop & i shall call it
another one bites the crust.

nmf/nmq
 

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If It's dark upstairs, I run down stairs really, really fast, like someone is trying to kill me.

 

 

 

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"Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter!!!" 

-Said no-one, ever.






( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

 

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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
 

 

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I write quotes to express, not to impress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

635 0 k4sper k4sper
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Me: *Writes a good quote*

*Gets two faves instantly*

Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!

*Faves suddenly stop coming*

Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

 

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KatyPerry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Dad: Quite often, actually. I'm full of air. It comes out of my butt, though.

 

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*In the car with my mom*

Me: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at Mcdonalds*

*coincidentally attractive guy in front of it*

Mom: What? You like that guy?

Me: NO! ITS MCDONALDS!

True story

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                                            Me: Hey grammy , have you ever heard of dubstep?

                                            Grammy: No..show it to me. 

                                            Me: *Grabs phone and plays some dubstep*

                                            Grammy: Its horrible!Theres not even words to it!

                                            Me: Sure there is!

                                            Grammy: Oh?Sing them to me.

                                             Me: Wub wub wub wub wub :D

                                               

                                

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