JesusIsMySavior

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How it works: 
Start off fat-season with big dinner
(Thanksgiving)
End fat-season with another big dinner
(Christmas)
Lose all the weight, starting sexy-season 
(New Years)
Have all the weight gone and party with your lover (Valentine's)
Look great
(Summer)
Re-start cycle. 
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Yes, I forgave you.
I forgave you for cheating on me, treating me like dirt, telling lies about me, and trying to get into my pants.

But

'I forgive you' does not mean we will continue to date and you can still treat me like that. 

Get it right, or find someone else.
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Every year, kids all over the world wish for Santa
to come and give them presents.
What about Jesus?
Didn't he give us the biggest, best gift anyone
could ever give us?
He gave his life for me. For you. For everyone.
This year, I'm going to forget about Santa, and
thank and praise Jesus.
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I know life is hard. 
I know not everything will go my way.
I know turning the the bible and praying to Jesus will get me through anything.
For the bible says, "Through me, you can do anything."
Fave if you love Jesus.
Comment if you wanna know more about him..(:
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