Joined: February 25, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 155252
Gender: F

Jilllll's Favorite Quotes

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: Aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: We're sorry, you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version for that feature. 

When did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

If I lay here

If I just lay here

would you get my charger because my laptop is about to die

things that make me cry:
actually basically everything idk why i started making a list
what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.