dearreaders,
please do me right now. on the kitchen table,
on your bed or on the couch. hell i'll settle
for the floor in front of the TV, just do me
asap like you've never done me before.
sincerely, your homework.
TodayIrealizedthatMarioishomeless
He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in
sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend
it on? Mushrooms!