Joe_Average_Jerk
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I'm Krystal, and here's my story: I do stuff. I seldom write quotes, and when I do, there's some sick humor in them, which the stuck-up priss, or somewhat virginal mind just can't understand. I'm not a fan of what's been happening to witty these days, which is why I
Trollololololololololoololololo
But witty deserves it.
If you are writing quotes that don't get any faves? Look at your quote.
It's probably because you put "LOL GUYS ME AND MY FRIEND ARE NAMED TACO BOB XD" or some odd-ass inside joke.
Also.
Quotes that are just copied from Facebook pages?
Y'know....
I'm pretty sure that's what facebook's for.
Dumbass.
Anywho. Now that I've given my two cents of a rant, I'm going to sleep. Thank you in advance, if you write quotes that aren't total shit that just get faves because the editing. And If you don't agree with what I said?
Feel free to shove a pineapple up your vagina. Or comment or something I guess. :)
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A word of advice:
If one is in the shower texting or messaging a boy, do NOT under any circumstances TELL him that you are in there. He will automatically imagine you naked.
----~>Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I don't see what's so wrong with talking with this guy on messenger that I like, about things like his 7 inch dick, his love for my sexy thighs, why I ever get depressed, and basically our deepest and uttermost feelings with each other...
...when his girlfriend’s not online. ♥