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Joe_Average_Jerk

Member since Wed Nov 4, 2009 20:50:44 EST

Last login: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:39:38 EST

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My life story in a nut shell:

My name's Constance. Constance O'Reilly. And no, I am not heartbroken like 99% of this website. I'm in my own catergory.

My ex-boyfriend goes out with my best friend, but what SHE doesn't know is that I am madly in love with him, and ditto for how he feels about me. Me and him talk about just about everything, from our most intamite secrets, to what we loathe in about the other. He tells me sometimes he's thinking about breaking up with her, but he never does. All of my quotes relate to things that happen between us, maybe even things I'm feeling relating to the both of us.





The picture I made myself. Drew it on photoshop from scratch. So you'd better not take it.
 

Recent Quotes by this Author:


I was talking to the guy I like today, and after our usual conversation on messenger with him calling me busty, complementing my sexy legs, and mentioning my cute face, he ended the conversation with, "I'm thinking about dumping my girlfriend."
 
I told him I definately didn't see that one coming.
 
*Note the sarcasm."

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I don't see what's so wrong with talking with this guy on messenger that I like, about things like his 7 inch dick, his love for my sexy thighs, why I ever get depressed, and basically our deepest and uttermost feelings with each other...

...when his girlfriend's not online.
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